I thought I’d share the battle that occurred in our bathroom between the toothpaste and the AC adaptor/power cord/thingie that lives on the floor. Just because it was completely random. It went something like this:
Me: Something happened….
Micah: Yes?
Me: I was brushing my teeth and I dropped the toothpaste and when I went to pick it up it was impaled by the prongs on the AC adaptor that was on the floor. Now toothpaste is gushing out of the toothpaste’s puncture wounds.
Micah: Just put some duct tape on it. That’s probably the first time that’s happened to a tube of toothpaste. You’re like the Neil Armstrong of impaling toothpaste with a plug.
Me: Who? Chuck Norris?
What are you the Neil Armstrong of?
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Well, I can honestly say I’ve never heard of that happening before. What an unusual experience!!! Mom’s helpful tip of the day: brush your teeth in the shower. It saves on toothpaste, water, and time. I must say I’ve never had a Neil Armstrong experience, but have had a few Chuck Norris experiences in my life time. I’ve shared a few of Chuck’s moves with you. As mothers should with their daughters!!! As always love you bunches!!!
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You know the randomnest (yes, this is a word) things happen to me. Oh the things I learned watching Walker: Texas Ranger as a child. Good call, Mom.
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Your Mema is reading these blogs so which it there Grandaughter #1.Love you!!!
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I am glad that you are reading! Remember it’s tongue in cheek!
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