Toothpaste vs. AC Adaptor

I thought I’d share the battle that occurred in our bathroom between the toothpaste and the AC adaptor/power cord/thingie that lives on the floor. Just because it was completely random. It went something like this:

Me: Something happened….
Micah: Yes?
Me: I was brushing my teeth and I dropped the toothpaste and when I went to pick it up it was impaled by the prongs on the AC adaptor that was on the floor. Now toothpaste is gushing out of the toothpaste’s puncture wounds.
Micah: Just put some duct tape on it. That’s probably the first time that’s happened to a tube of toothpaste. You’re like the Neil Armstrong of impaling toothpaste with a plug.
Me: Who? Chuck Norris?

I’d rather tango with a vampire.
Warning. I eat toothpaste tubes for breakfast.
Duct tape saves the day. All better.

What are you the Neil Armstrong of?

New Orleans Part 1-Jazz Festival

So I am waayyyy behind on my promise to regale ya’ll with the adventures from our trip to New Orleans. So here goes! Since Jazz Festival was our first adventure I’m going to start there. It goes without saying that it was an awesome experience with mind-blowing music. So let’s skip start to the fun part–

My Top Ten List from Jazz Festival 2012 (in no particular order…that’s just too stressful)

1-Finding an air-conditioned spot with seats to relax and clean restrooms with no lines. Yes, this happened to us first-time Jazz Fest attendees. And it was phenomenal. First of all, it was hot. Second of all, I always have to pee and the lines at concerts are looonnggg. Somehow in the midst of all this craziness, we bumbled into an inside area that wasn’t getting much traffic because it appeared to be closed off for a private party. If you went to the right it was. To the left– free reign. A little exploration made our Festival experience that much more enjoyable. And no, I will not disclose the location of this secret Jazz Fest haven.  You’ll just have to go find it for yourself…

2-I was able to purchase these lovely earrings. After tragically loosing my first pair of Bob Marley earrings, to then have them turn up in the parking lot of my apartment months later after the snow melted, to then loosing them again; I was thrilled to find a replacement pair. My life is just better with a pair of Bob earrings in it.

3-Bonnie Rait. After she commented on the heat and how we all needed to cool off, it started raining. A refreshing, gentle rain that cut the heat perfectly. So I’m pretty sure that she willed the rain to come which makes her like a god or something. And that’s just her weather-controlling powers. I was equally impressed with her musical performance.

4-Water Stations. I am hoping at this point that it’s a given a Festival like this will have these, but even so they make me very, very happy. You bring in an unopened water bottle and thanks to the water stations can refill as you like throughout the day. It’s economically, environmentally and health friendly. Now the trick is to keep track of that water bottle throughout the day…

5-Randomly catching the Foo-Fighters performance of Everlong as we walked behind the massive crowd watching the performance. I LOVE that song. And I like it even better when I’m not being jostled and crushed by a mass of people. After nearly disappearing into the crowd at the Eagles performance to never  be seen again, we quickly learned that you don’t walk through the crowd (what were we thinking!), you walk around the crowd. Much better.

6-The Food. Not the first thing you think to rave about at a music festival, but holy cow it was nom nom extraordinaire. And in a town with such a storied food culture, you do not want to miss any chance to eat. So we did. Crawfish Sacks, Oyster Patties, and  a Crawfish Beignet Platter from Patton’s Caterers, a variety of po boys, Crawfish Monica (aka crack pasta due to its highly addictive nature)  from Kajun Kettle Foods, Inc., jambalaya, fried chicken,  beignets from Cafe du Monde and even a seaweed salad that was the perfect accompaniment to a sweltering day and fried food overdose.

7-People-watching. One of my favorite sports. Do you see those shades I’m wearing? It’s so I can stare away without seeming creepy. (It just occurred to me that the shades in themselves might have made me look creepy.) My favorite was an elderly gentleman enthusiastically grooving with a frilly, pink parasol while performing in a Congo Line. He bore a striking resemblance to my Southern Baptist grandfather. I hope to one day be able to forgive myself for not getting a picture.

8-Warren Haynes with a variety of New Orleans musicians including Dr. John, Ivan Neville and Dirty Dozen Brass Band’s Roger Lewis, Kevin Harris and Efrem Towns. When we got to the Blues Tent for the performance, all the seats were taken so we piled into the aisle with the other over-flowers. I was hot, it was the end of the day and my feet were screaming. Then the performance began and I was mesmerized. The crowd thinned out and I got to do some seat dancing and rest my feet. And when it ended with Take A Load off Annie, I got to put my pipes to good use too. Drowned out by the crowd sing-along thank goodness.

9-I got to wear this beauty. Basically a belt with zippered pockets. I got it a while ago at an arts festival and I just knew it would come in handy. One day. And for the two days I was at Jazz Fest it was the star of the show. Seriously. Most clever idea ever. (You better not be thinking that this is a spin on a fanny pack.) I could store all my concert essentials, keep my hands free to do the important things like drinking and eating, possibly start a major fashion trend AND I’m thinking there must be some sort of fitness benefit from walking around with a weighted belt on all day.

10-Crossing an item off the bucket list. So I don’t actually have one but if I did, Jazz Fest would definitely be on it. I’d like to thank Leslee and Logan for getting married in New Orleans the weekend after the Festival which lead us to the brilliant idea that if we were making the trek to the wedding we might as well go all out and throw in Jazz Fest too.

Now that you’ve read this list of amazingness what’s your most recent travel adventure?